Humor, Quotes, Shoe Fun

The Ultimate List Of Quotes For The Shoe Lover In All Of Us

Let’s face it, whether we love to live in our cutest super high heeled stilettos or live to love them from afar, these beautiful works of art have inspired many a humorous quote or two. Many of the quotes that made our list have been fan favorites on our LifeTraveledInStilettos FB page. So if you are a Shoe Addict, Shoe-a-holic, or just someone who appreciates a little bit of humor, read on.

1| “All you need in life is LOVE and perhaps a gorgeous pair of SHOES”, Paulette Klein at LifeTraveledInStilettos

2| “Grab your brightest lipstick and your highest heels and slay the day”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


3| “Some people collect art, some people collect souvenirs, and then there’s me — I collect SHOES”, LifeTraveledInStilettos.


4| “I have enough shoes — said no girl ever”, Unknown


5| “Shoepidity, The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good”, Unknown


6| “Don’t bother trying to walk a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Try spending 30 seconds inside my head, now that might freak you out”, Unknown


7| “Focused, intelligent, motivated, and wears cute shoes”, Unknown


8| “Shoetopia: The experience of finding the perfect shoe in your size and on sale”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos.


9| “Darling, I can’t help that I am a Stilettos in a world full of Uggs”, Unknown


10| “Two words for anyone who thinks cute shoes are not important — Dorthy and Cinderella”, Unknown


11| “Happiness is a room full of books and a closet full of shoes”, Unknown


12| “Live, Love, Laugh, and wear cute Heels”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


13| “In order to change the WORLD, you need a VISION, a lot of PATIENCE, a bit of CREATIVITY, a little CRAZINESS, and perhaps a great pair of HEELS.”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


14| “If the shoe fits, buy it in every color”, Unknown


15| “Give a girl a strong cup of coffee and a pair of heels, and she can conquer anything she puts her mind to”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


16| “All I need is a cute pair of shoes and a road trip”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


17| “Never underestimate the power of a pair of heels and a little red lipstick”, Unknown


18| “Be a pair of Stilettos in a room full of Flats”, Unknown


19| “Realizing that ’50 Shades’ is referring to my shoe collection and not the book”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


20| “The right shoe can change your life! Ask Cinderella”, Unknown


21| “If at first, you don’t succeed, grab another pair of shoes and try again”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


22|”Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn’t have become a princess”, Unknown


23| “Imagine what the world would be like if we loved people like we love shoes”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


24| “I hope Karma is wearing Stilettos when she kicks your a**”, Unknown


25| “Going on a weekend trip and realizing I need an entire suitcase just for my shoes”, Unknown


26| “If EYES are the windows into our SOUL, then SHOES are the windows into our PERSONALITY”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos.


27| “A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world — oh, sorry, that’s shoes, shoes do that”, Unknown


28| “The way to a woman’s heart is through her sole”, Unknown


29| ” LIFE is like a pair of STILETTOS — before you can walk gracefully, you need patience, practice, and balance.”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


30| “Never let anyone who doesn’t wear fabulous shoes tell you how to live your life”, Unknown


31| “You can’t expect people to treat you like a pair of Louboutins if you go around acting like a pair of flip-flops.” Unknown


32| “Life is a journey, go ahead and travel it in your most fabulous pair of stilettos”, Paulette Klein, LifeTraveledInStilettos


33| “Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy shoes and shoes equal happy”, Unknown

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About Paulette Klein

Paulette is a freelance writer and the creator of LifeTraveledInStilettos.com. She writes and blogs about travel, parenting, relationships, and adjusting to the next chapter of life. With coffee in hand, you will find her searching for her next big adventure or lost somewhere in a shoe store.
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